Could someone please direct me to the nearest expert, i am in need of assistance.

If anybody has a GOOD guide to flash for beginers, or a tip for somebody who is just starting out, it would be appreciated. (In the form of a comment would probably be best, please and thank you.)

The (crappy) photoshopped picture is an Extreme Kiwi. You may never see one again, for i will make a new picture at some point, probably not in the near future.

Until next time, Your biggest fan,

Me.

I fixed flash (apparently I'm a dumb ass and forgot the crack), and i already have an idea for my next one. For those of you who just saw this on the front page and don't care, I have no need for you. As soon as i got the hang of flash, I'll start to tinker away at my idea.

So, i downloaded/instaled/put in the code for ma pirated flash, but then it says i need to activate it (with no option to skip), and when i tell it to, it gives me an error (Error code: 194:8). Any help?

That I just cant hide it. Pirate flash is loading on my computer as we speak (we're not really speaking, are we?). So, as long as i dont give up within 5 minutes, i may actually have a flash up in a while. But alas, I will have no voice acting, etc., because whenever i use that damn mic, it makes me sound like a 5 year old kid, genetically engineered with a squirrel, that just ingested a helium balloon. I can haz ideas for a flash?

Would you like to see some of my crappy, random claymations? Good for you.

Well, thanks for listening children, but I only have it in .wmv format, soooo...

Does anybody know any programs that are easier to use and (most importantly) free that i can use to make flash? I'm mostly too lazy to look.

Hello. My name is NOT Bob. OK, It's time for some real crap. I would really like to contribute (mostly with a game), but i don't have any... wares... to make them. I have some claymations, but i don't think they would fly very well, but just roll DOWN the hill and catch on fire. So if anybody could please help me, that would be very nice of you and I would spare you in the end of the world (cause by a hail of flaming kittens (and hail), brought on by my death ray in space).

To, ma peeps.

I finally made a Newgrounds account... as you can see, i have nothing to put on it yet. So just to show what i like, i put this picture.