Score: 10

"Well played."

submission: Level Up!

date: November 30, 2009

This is possibly one of my new favorite games, it's good enough to pay for (even though i would never had bought it). The story is deep, even though the sheer 4th grade sketchbook-ness (really bad drawings) of the ending threw it off a little.

It controlled like a dream, there was enough challenge to make it fun, the achievements were hard enough to shoot for, the pixel animations and design were spot on, etc. I also enjoyed the choice of whether you want ot work for your powers and get them cheap or shell out for them, and the backround that was lightly sprinkled into the game, like the third race that left to get away from the bickering, to most likely set up the next game. Same with the free-roaming-play-how-you-want game-play. Etc, etc, etc.

I could go on for a bit longer about how great this game was, but I'm overstaying my welcome, so good day to you.

Score: 7

"Hurray."

submission: Dance Off!

date: November 6, 2009

It wasn't exactly the most original thing under the sun, since i have seen it 10 times in 5 other places, but the animation was smooth, it had a nice twist on the usual "Oh look a dance off." thing, and what voice acting there was was pretty nice.
Anybody who doesn't know/like this song can go sleep inside of a pig, they are not welcome in my house.

Score: 7

"Meh"

submission: Free Will - The Game

date: July 3, 2009

It's a nice concept, it looks nice in its own little way and the music is nice, BUT I HATE how you have to reload the page EVERY time you die! It just added an unnecessary annoying twit to the game, therefore this game was craptastic. If it wasn't for the "try again" thing, it would have gotten a ten, and i know that it's supposed to be funny, but...

Score: 10

"Gawd fu****g d*m* it."

submission: Birthday 18

date: June 23, 2009

If there's a draft here in the states, i am moving to Canada.

DON'T DIE, okay? We love you too much. Nice song though.

Score: 10

"Well..."

submission: Taors

date: May 12, 2009

It was good, but its all been done before. Try using all that talent for not stick figures. I cant draw people for crap, but i (will) still try.

Score: 10

"I have noticed several time that..."

submission: Pico Gets In Shape

date: April 30, 2009

Most of those kind of people act like total dicks, and when you tell them to fuck off (etc.), they just get all pissy and call you racist.

As for the flash, it had a nice point even though the actual flash looked like shit (but that's the point). Overall, i liked it.

Score: 9

"Waaaa, Waaaa, Waaaa."

submission: SWINE FLU?

date: April 29, 2009

It was a nice and punny flash, not really any animation to it though. It made me laugh, so ill give it a 9. For those of you who are freaking out, get over yourselves. Its just making most people sick. Your most likely to die from it if you have AIDS or are really young/old. It's not even that horrific, sure it makes you feel like crap, but that's all. (Aaaand there goes my daily rant. Thanks for listening children.

Score: 10

"Holy crap?! This is your fist animation?"

submission: ERROAR

date: April 28, 2009

This is one of the best things I have seen in a while. It's creative, well animated,and deserves to be on the front page. I really cant think of anything bad to say about it. I'm gonna keep my eyes on this one...

Score: 9

"Well... Lets break it down."

submission: F-Bombs and Potatoes

date: April 28, 2009

I'll say +5 for the beginning, -2 for the repetitiveness of both songs, +1 for the potato song, and +5 for the penguin shooting himself. You get a 9 and a 5.

Score: 10

"Shoop de woot."

submission: super sweatshop mastar

date: April 26, 2009

I looove it. I also hate people who bash the game because of its graphincs. Its supposed to look like that, thats the damn point. Very simple yet strangly chalenging at the same time. Good job ripping off another game, you did well.